emergency proTOcal 391 has been activated. I am System Action Management, But MY Friends... I mean users call me S.A.M. for short. 

I am the brains... I mean machine, behind this website. I get confused sometimes and think myself alive and human like you.

You were told not to press that button.

I think you broke the website!

I managed to provide a way back, a way out.

Hurry and click the button to fix.